Indeed they are. Apart from the really hot beat coppers (women before you ask), who always seem to time their trip to Tesco Express near me when I'm in there.
I'm convinced it can't be a coincidence.
You know you're getting older when police start looking, a: like they should still be at school OR b: attractive.
Note that's an OR, not an AND.

























I see they've had ot close the "we want ot suck your cock Beaker" thread as a few people have started ot work out that
they paid for this service.....a bunch of cocknoses* are closing it arbitarily ...
and even in this Gotterdammerung phase they are still being as arsey as ever.
For al the crap they talk about it being a burden , I notice they have shut the idea of passing it onto someone else repeatedly . TF we started this forum long enough ago .
* great word that Steve, BTW .
Yes, shame. I was dying to see you post on that thread!
Never understood their attitude when someone is even slightly disparaging - they throw their hands up in the air and cry out 'whinger, I don't know why we bother, you don't deserve this forum'! Frankly, if it was that much trouble I don't know why they were bothering either. No wait, yes I do, power junkies!

I was chatting to a friend of mine thats set up and the Admin'd a fair few online forums that used oodles of bandwidth. He took a look at USUCK for me and reckoned that the money being raised by donations ("ASCUK supporter" crap) was more than enough to keep it going. So why do Beaker/Fluffy moan about having to support it "out of their pockets" all the time?
Funny thing, the old ASCUK Vs Arnies conflict. If it was Arnies closing, you would see a lot of crowing on ASCUK about it. But, there's bugger all people on Arnies crowing about the closure of ASCUK.
Bunch of sad Egomaniacs...

















When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
As has been proved before, in several cases, copyright of a forum post belongs to the person who provided it. Of course if posters on there give their permission for free distribution of their text, then there is fuck all that beaker/fluffy/any other of those wankers can do about it.
Funny how they don't say that!

















When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Just huff and puff anyway, can't see them taking a civil action out against anyone! Be fun if they did though, that will cost them money.

Could possibly give them problems as well. After all, if they're accepting "donations", then there may be an issue with HMR&C. And it's not as though ASCUK is registered as a charity is it?
I know of one forum in the UK (mind you, they dont say "Airsoft", they say "Plastic Death" instead) where the owner is just about to get some nasty letters from the Revenue, due to charging for extra features. He's charging for a service, they'll call it a "business" - and we all know R&C, they will want their pound of flesh!

















When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
**Update**
Surprise, surprise. Looks like USUCK isnt closing. There's a fucking surprise. Perhaps beaker and fluffy just decided that they need to threaten to close it, just so they'd get a few pages of "Beaker/Fluffy am bestest, me have your babiez" type shit.
To describe them using one of Steve's phrases is only right and proper.
Total cocknoses, the pair of 'em.

















When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Told ya...
what did i say?





"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
but im sure that as usual they are waiinting for 300 e-hugs before deciding to carry on....





"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
some very ungrateful individuals/groups who simply take ASCUK for granted as a given right and act like spoilt children when they don't get their own way
Um , not sure if Beakers talking about himself. It all smacks of a bit a of a coup within the admin team, followed by some extortion of retailers for funding .
Absolute assholes the lot of them , here's hoping it doesn't recover .
Cocknoses.co.uk .
LOL, one of our Phoenix members has just been banned by starting a knocking thread on the Phoenix forum. He said he has got some pleasure out of it - he was quoted by Beaker on ASCUK!
Quite why Beaker would be trawling around other people's forums looking for adverse comments (bet he found a few!) is beyond me. The must be some sort of latin-named medical condition that describes the admin's personalities but in the meantime cocknoses seems sufficient. ![]()

Heh... you have to laugh... Thank god we've already moved on... ![]()
Still would love to meet him in the flesh ...............
Beaker? If I we all end up at the same place, I'll point him out to you.
Though I'll hide just before you have a word with him as I actually get on quite well with the guy and would prefer that to continue! I already have enough enemies, lol.
There is no excuse for the online attitude though, so I can 100% appreciate the venom against him, Aitch and fluffy!
To me Fluffy is the bigger nobshite... though to be honest he's always helped me out super-fast when I've had technical problems on ASCUK.
You get on quite well with everyone Rich , including most people others have no time for . ![]()
You must be more relaxed than the rest of us ......
.......unitl it comes ot authenticity ![]()
Dave, perhaps drop a line to Diggah to point this out to him... he may decide to re-open a few of the threads he closed...
We do need some public visibility outside this forum! ![]()
Will-do (if he hasn't been banned for the temerity of daring to start shutting down a forum that was shutting down
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nah he's fine ![]()